- Women's black polyester satin shirt dress - Shirt collar, long buttoned sleeves, dropped armholes - One chest patch pocket - Elasticated waist, back opening for trompe-l'oeil effect - Side slits, front button closure - Flared, flowing cut, short and asymmetrical - Dress length: 105 cm for a size 36 Shirt? Short skirt? Even better. A bluffing trompe-l'oeil shirtdress. Or the art of being where you're not expected.